So I finally went to court today. It was a speeding ticket with a bunch of other crap piled onto it. Jim Steele is the main dude at the law office by the way, look him up if you need a good guy…
So I’m walkin’ up to the Municipal Court after paying $10 at the Dollar Parking™ across the st. I’m walking fast, cause I’m right on time/late. Corner of Houston Ave. and Lubbock. Some arrogant woman and her kids in back seat come swangin around the turn and come close to hitting me, but I wasn’t really afraid: I was going to court. I could use a nap too. I finished crossing the street to the walk signal where many other do-gooding Americans are waiting. Some dressed up nice with their business suits and others like me dressed for the weather in a cool .506 t-shirt and jeans, all there to be penalized for a senseless “crime” have just gathered. (but who’s the real criminals?!)
The wench honks at me and is shouting indistinguishable, unintelligible crap about why am I in Her way. This was the perfect moment to go off on someone who deserves it. Let me tell you, there’s nothing more gratifying that letting pent up rage on an unsuspecting civilian with the wrong attitude who is simply just asking for it.
I began shouting back, it seemed to ease my stress that she created. The crowd of people just watched me and her. No, I didn’t damage her car but she was obnoxiously cursing me in front of her children and I gave it back to her to see if she liked it anymore than I did. She seemed to, cause she followed me and shouted that she was going to sue me as I walked into the court laughing at her. This is the 3rd suing mention I’ve heard in a year. This is what’s wrong with society.
1st it was for $10 and a beer-can by my once best mate. 2nd was the lab rat at ERS who wants to threaten to tear down my people’s artwork and I said I’d tear down his face to which he replied that there was a secret hidden camera and would sue. There’s quite a lot of spinelessness paranoia and misplaced anger coursing throughout society and I apparently am the magnet, but I’m also the antidote. For this prescription, I am the cure. I will purify them with my reflective madness! I will go as nuts as you want to go with me!! Let’s get fucking nuts!!!
I feel good to finally have this ticket squashed and hope it’s the last. I got everything wiped out for less than $200 which is pretty damn good considering the crap I had built up. While I sat for 3 hours there in the pew, I drew these little guys to express my mood lately: